What a clusterfuck.

This is just one of those bullshit blogs where if I see something that I think is cool or funny, it gets reblogged.

  • My German Teacher (in German): We have an observer here today but he doesn’t speak any German so we can talk about him and how stupid his tie is.
gininipanini:

I dunno but I think I win

breadmaakesyoufat:

i just heard a bouncing noise and then that was followed by my dad saying

"oh no my potato"

(Source: breadmaakesyoufat, via flomation)

crebit:

i’m in friend love with all of you

(Source: shuckl, via yoscake)

rosaparking:

rnacintosh:

rosaparking:

im craving asparagus wtf is wrong with me

it’s better than craving for her to love me back

i dont know what to say im sorry

(via iwillmindfuckyou)

clannyphantom:

the-mad-professor:

i just wanna know where the fuck that whale can be found on the internet 

here i found a bunch

(Source: vinesnow, via iwillmindfuckyou)

charlesdarwn:

YESTERDAY I WAS GOING INTO ENGLISH CLASS AND THIS KID WAS TELLING MY TEACHER “I HAVE THIS VIDEO I WANT TO SHOW THE CLASS” AND MY TEACHER WAS LIKE “OKAY WHATS IT RATED” AND HE WAS LIKE “OH ITS G ITS DEFINITELY G” AND SO HE WENT TO THE CLASSROOM AND PUT THIS ON MY TEACHER WAS HORRIFIED I NEARLY PISSED MYSELF

(via jessiedaviclson)

fmlover9000:

salaamender:

Sometimes I think to myself, “do I really want to buy another chocolate bar?”
And then I remember that there is a super volcano under Yellowstone that is 40,000 years overdue and when it erupts it could potentially cover most if north America in ash and create a volcanic winter that kills half the worlds population
And I’m like, fuck yeah I want that chocolate bar

This person has the most real values to date

(via timetostopblogging)